Questions to never ask first semester seniors

December 18, 2014

A look at some of the jokes you can now make about first semester

Laura Madeira | Co-A&L and Co-Visual Content Editor

As first semester (finally) comes to a close, it’s finally okay to joke about all those questions about colleges and your future. Here are some ideas of ways students can respond to any further inquiries. If you’re not a student, these are 13 of the worst questions to ask a first semester senior.

1. Where are you going to college?

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2. What’s your first choice?

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3. Do you think you’re going to get in there?

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4. What’s x school’s acceptance rate?

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5. What’s your GPA?

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6. What’s your SAT score?

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7. Are all of your apps done?

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8. Are you going to miss your parents next year?

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9. Do you know what you’re going to major in?

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10. I’ve never heard of that college, where is it?

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11. Have you heard back yet?

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12. Where are your friends looking?

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13. Is the college process going well?

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